In my on-going quest to refashion English to my liking, I stumbled onto a new acronym recently. I proudly present:
WAMAIFC
Writing As Much As I Fucking Can
Pronounced, I suggest, “Wham-Aif-Ick.”
Uses: when you need to convey that you are hyper-focused on finishing a writing project, when you are in that sweet spot of enough stress to feel juiced but not so much that despair hangs about you like the odor of old cooking grease, then you can simply tell others to take a number and wait in line because you are WAMAIFC!
It is also handy for the whole short-form text world of status updates, IMing, cell phones and so on.
“Whatcha doin’?”
“WAMAIFC!”
You are welcome.




