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Oxford dictionary adds “twerk,” “derp,” “selfie,” “phablet,” and more voguish vocabulary – Quartz

http://qz.com/119200/oxford-dictionary-adds-twerk-derp-selfie-phablet-and-more-voguish-vocabulary/

Omnishambles is awesomeness.
Squee! !

Guac…meh.  Not sure it is a word.

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In a writing groove? WAMAIFC! [New Word Series]

In my on-going quest to refashion English to my liking, I stumbled onto a new acronym recently.  I proudly present:

WAMAIFC

Writing As Much As I Fucking Can

Pronounced, I suggest, “Wham-Aif-Ick.”

Uses: when you need to convey that you are hyper-focused on finishing a writing project, when you are in that sweet spot of enough stress to feel juiced but not so much that despair hangs about you like the odor of old cooking grease, then you can simply tell others to take a number and wait in line because you are WAMAIFC!

It is also handy for the whole short-form text world of status updates, IMing, cell phones and so on.

“Whatcha doin’?”

“WAMAIFC!”

You are welcome.

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Uni-tasking

So I like to make little contributions to language.  I think it comes from a punning family and then marrying into even more of one.  Or maybe it is a function of the mild learning disability.  Words and phrases always look a little off.  I tend to break them down into their components and then think of alternate meanings.

A very off color example.  Virginia is discussing a blog that tracks authors’ submissions to agents.  It is called a “query tracker.”  I quipped: “Is that a way to monitor short gay people?”

Anyway, in my writing group someone was complaining about multi-tasking and hos distracting it is.  Amen!  I rpelied that she should “unitask.” A quick google search reveals it is a company.  It is also a term the productivity crowd picked up on.  “7 Unitasking Tips.” Rats.  I was hoping to coin it.

The only silver lining is that I meant it as half serious-half snarky.

My defintion:

Unitasking: To achieve multi-tasking’s promise, and to live in the mental space of multi-tasking, by pursuing many tasks one at a time. Anyone can do things sequentially and methodically.  Only a recovering multi-tasker can frantically maintain a zen-like state of self-induced stress while unitasking. The key is to think of ten things you should be doing at once, and then proceed to do them one at a time.


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Political IQ Quiz

This is fun. Take it and see how you do. If you are feeling brave, post your score below.

What’s Your Political News IQ?

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Pew Science Knowledge Quiz

To test your knowledge of prominent people and major events in the news, we invite you to take our short 12-question quiz. Then see how you did in comparison with 1,003 randomly sampled adults asked the same questions in a January 14-17, 2010 national survey conducted by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press.

via Pew Political IQ – Pew Research Center.

I got an 11/12. As good as 8% of the population.

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